Dodgers v. Sox - As Much Fun as One Can Have While Being Mauled by a Baboon

In Which I Say Something Non-Derogatory about Mr. Selig.

Though I dislike you, by general rule.
And don't care for your All-Star game retool,
Your conduct's suspicious,
Please depart expeditious.
Still, thank God for your unbalanced schedule.

Things That Exist

FACT 1:



FACT 2:



They're still around (some places, at least)

Jamey Carroll, this one's for you, you tiny, beautiful bastard.