5.15.2010

Boom-de-yadda

I hate the Giants
I hate misplayed pop flies
I hate Stairs pinch hits
I hate Bill Plaschke's lies
I hate Joe Morgan
And all he represents
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda

I hate the Yankees
I hate the MSBs
I hate Bond's noggin
And Sweeney 0-for-3's
I hate Chris Berman
And all his east-coast love
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda

I hate the Phillies
I hate smug Angel geeks
I hate bad grammar
And Padre winning streaks
I hate blocked comments,
Conflicting edits, too!
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda


HT to rbnlaw and SoSG for the inspiration.

5 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

You had me at "I hate bad grammar."

Mr. Customer said...

I was sure "conflicting edits" would reel you in if that failed.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Chris Berman is still working?

karina said...

I'm easy, you had me at misplayed pop flies, Stairs pinch hits and Bill Plaschke's lies.

Bravo!

Mr. Customer said...

Plascke's lies was my favorite line, by far. I couldn't get past it w/o giggling